Welcome to my world of musical noteworthiness and wonderfully wavy noises. All of the music and sounds you will find on this site have been lovingly hand-tooled in stereo by an itinerant troupe of genetically-modified gibbons on their way to a dairy products symposium in Utrecht. The alpha male, Benny Gibbon, later went on to star in the Silver-Melon-award-winning Latvian sitcom “Uncle Spod’s Unusual”. The music you may be hearing at the moment is called “Oily Rag”, and was used to open the 1999 BATS pantomime, “The King, The Kipper And The Magic Bush”.

You can stumble around using that navigation bar on the left there. Clicking on the “BATS Home” button take you back out of my site, and if you want to you can leave a message or read previous ones by clicking on the “Captain's Log” button. And did I mention that water is wet, fire is hot, and it’s pretty cold at the North Pole.

Yamaha Motif 7
Captain Kimber's New And Improved Parp-Organ
Finally, I’d just like to thank my parents for bringing me up, my friends for putting me down, and Silly Sausage for allowing me to appear alongside him in Cinderella.
The Captain